Tuesday, July 8, 2014

The Mooning Wedding Party (Mild Rant)


Why the actual fuck are supposedly legitimate news organizations jumping on the bandwagon about the "latest, greatest, hottest trend" in weddings where brides and bridesmaids are showing their butts? There's something very wrong about this.  A trend is something that catches on in a widespread manner, which means just about everyone is doing it.

But why?  It just flat out doesn't make sense.  I can just see that conversation the bride would have with her bridesmaids now:

"Oh, the internet said it was trendy so I'm going to throw away all my morals and values and show my naked butt to the world after my wedding in pictures that my my family will see and cherish.  The grandkids will love it!!!1!!"

No, this is stupid.  It may sporadically happen among some folks, but I wouldn't call something with a 90% negative rating* a new "trend."

Learn the fucking facts people.

*It's not quite 90, but it's pretty damn close.

Monday, July 7, 2014

Marathon Day

Just finished a really long day.  Waking up four hours earlier than normal is never the easiest thing in the world, but I still do it quite a bit.  I mentally fell asleep hours ago.  But physically I'm still awake.  A sleepy orgasm will put me right down for the count, I'm sure.

I might just listen to my own video for inspiration:





Might try to blog like this daily.  It's good for the soul.  I think.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Slip it off

Slip it off
Don't be shy.
A little nervous are you?
I'm here.
Me and only me.
No one else will see you like this.
I will protect you from the elements.
You must be cold, I'll keep you warm.
You look so vulnerable, I'll dress you with my arms.
It's just me.
Don't be shy.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

St. Patrick's Day Through the Years

St. Patrick's Day has never impressed me.  No holiday which encourages binge drinking and then driving home impresses me.  So another one comes and goes without me doing anything except living and working like it's a normal day.

Even when I was younger and still participated, it was on a limited scale.  I've never been much for bars.  Most of them near me cater to trendy folks.  Where classy girls can go and meet "classy" guys.  It was a game, a game I was terrible at.

I will never forget one time going into one of those tents and experiencing pure claustrophobia.  It wasn't fun.  It was a disgusting mass of humanity.  How could that be fun?  I guess if you're plastered enough, anything can be fun.

I just don't get it.  I think I'll pass again next year too.

Monday, November 18, 2013

TMI Tuesday: I Can't Get No Satisfaction

1. From erotica to sex blogs everyone seems to be having intense orgasms. Do you feel like you are experiencing the same intense orgasmic waves everyone talks about?
I think I am, but I also think that a lot of sex blogs and erotica are figments of an overactive imagination, and are far more intense in our own minds than what our bodies feel.

2. At the beginning of our sexual lives, we are often let down because it feels like nothing in comparison to what we see in films and magazines. Sexual pleasure is something you learn more about as you get older. How have you learned to cultivate the pleasure that you feel?
I have embraced it.  It's a gift that we humans have, and it's perfectly natural.  I have no shame.  I enjoy sex, and don't care if anyone else disagrees.

3. In the last 3 years, has your sexual pleasure:
a. waned
b. stayed the same
c. increased, enhanced, improved

4. If you are feeling much more sexual pleasure than your lover do you feel the need to make up the deficit or just live in the moment and enjoy what has been given to you?
I try to live in the moment.  Otherwise, you're trying to recreate something that wouldn't have happened anyway.

5. How important is it to you for you and your lover to have simultaneous orgasms?
a. not important – never thought about it
b. somewhat important – I think it would be nice to explode at the same time
c. important – that is what I ‘work’ for, cumming at the same time makes everything more intense–my orgasm, my feelings, the entire experience.

Bonus: Do you think that having an orgasm is the same as sexual pleasure? Why or why not?
Nope.  Some orgasms are terrible.  It's the ones that have passion, meaning, and excitement that are memorable and pleasurable.