Tuesday, January 27, 2015

So let me get this straight...

You find a man, I congratulate you.
Things are going great with this guy, I continue to be supportive.
He starts to verbally abuse you, and I'm not so supportive anymore.
He starts to HIT you, and you wonder why I am telling you to get away?!

You blame ME for being negative about your relationship?
You won't talk to ME because if I were a real friend I would be supportive again?
And now you're making ME look like the bad guy for trying to help you?

Good luck.

Monday, January 26, 2015

TMI Tuesday: Bringing up the Past

1. What is the nickname a lover had for you that made you cringe?
Every kind of nickname for a lover is a bad one, but if I had to pick one, I'd say "sweetheart."  I hate that word, and trust me, it's not particularly descriptive of me.

2. Where do you most often toss or keep your excess change (coins)?
I don't use cash for anything.  It's 2015, if you don't take plastic, that's your problem. 

3. If someone wrote a book about your past lovers and past sex life, which category fits best: 
a. Abnormal psychology book 
b. Steamy romance novel 
c. Sad sad story

4. Some say sex is like driving. Pretend you are a car. Are you: rear, front or all-wheel drive?
In the bedroom, I feel like a Geo Metro.  Small and compact.  It may be a cramped, bumpy ride, but baby, I'll get you there.

5. What is it that you do daily that you would like to stop doing?
Feeling guilty about masturbating, because that sure ain't stopping.
 
6. What is the biggest lie you ever told to get someone into bed or the biggest lie you ever told in bed?
Does it matter if the lie is told by someone else?  I had just gotten out of a long relationship, so my friend told this really hot girl I was in the armed forces (I'm not).  She pounced like a rabbit in heat, but stopped her before it got weird.
 
Bonus: If married, who was interested in marriage first, you or your spouse?
I've always been interested in marriage.  Every time I entered a relationship, it's with the sole notion that it could eventually end in marriage.  Otherwise, I'm wasting my time.



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Sunday, January 25, 2015

Ask a Crossdresser #1

Q:  Why do you want to be gay?

A:  That's an excellent retarded question.  Wearing women's clothing to any extent does not define my sexual attractions.  The reverse can be said about any women who wear pantsuits.  Men, women, boys, girls, should be able to wear whatever they think is best for them.  As long as it complies with the rules and regulations of their workplace, school, etc, then who is anyone really to judge?

Okay, so maybe some men will be a bit horrified by me in a skirt.  You know what?  Some men are horrified by me in sweaters, too.  That's just the nature of fashion.

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

TMI Tuesday: On a Wednesday!

1. I am in need of an intervention for my obsession with _____ .
Twitter

2. You are being auctioned off. What is your unique selling point?
I don't eat much, I love, and I sleep a lot.  I could very well be someone's pet.

3. On a scale of 1-5 how many stars did your mom or dad give your current significant other or your favorite, longest lasting love? (1 is bad, 5 is great)
n/a - They don't care.

4. Most of the meals I eat are:  
a. Cooked in a microwave
b. Cooked in the oven/stove  
c. Made by someone
d. all of the above 

5. When work and life stress me out, nothing relieves the tension like _____ .
Masturbation and a good night's sleep. 

Bonus: Write and answer your own bonus question.
Where have you been this past year?  Your blog was awesome!
My real life got the best of me this last year.  I'm trying to get back into this blogging and writing and making-a-difference bullshit, but I make no promises.   


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Monday, January 19, 2015

My Ten Sexiest Moments

Good evening my friends:

I know I haven't been around much lately.  Life has gotten the best of me these last few months.  But I'm ready to change all that.

As some of you know, my real-life self suffers from extremely low self-esteem.  E.B. Starpointer is a far more confident version of myself.  My stories I've written are part fantasy-part reality, but all passion.  I feel there is nothing sexier than what can play in your imagination.

But for this experiment, I want to write about my real self.  I'm going to create a new 10 part series called, the Best of the Bedroom.  It's all real life stories that have happened to me personally.  No real names, no real places, just real stories.  All for me, and anyone else who wants to join me for the ride.