Saturday, March 22, 2014

Slip it off

Slip it off
Don't be shy.
A little nervous are you?
I'm here.
Me and only me.
No one else will see you like this.
I will protect you from the elements.
You must be cold, I'll keep you warm.
You look so vulnerable, I'll dress you with my arms.
It's just me.
Don't be shy.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

St. Patrick's Day Through the Years

St. Patrick's Day has never impressed me.  No holiday which encourages binge drinking and then driving home impresses me.  So another one comes and goes without me doing anything except living and working like it's a normal day.

Even when I was younger and still participated, it was on a limited scale.  I've never been much for bars.  Most of them near me cater to trendy folks.  Where classy girls can go and meet "classy" guys.  It was a game, a game I was terrible at.

I will never forget one time going into one of those tents and experiencing pure claustrophobia.  It wasn't fun.  It was a disgusting mass of humanity.  How could that be fun?  I guess if you're plastered enough, anything can be fun.

I just don't get it.  I think I'll pass again next year too.

Monday, November 18, 2013

TMI Tuesday: I Can't Get No Satisfaction

1. From erotica to sex blogs everyone seems to be having intense orgasms. Do you feel like you are experiencing the same intense orgasmic waves everyone talks about?
I think I am, but I also think that a lot of sex blogs and erotica are figments of an overactive imagination, and are far more intense in our own minds than what our bodies feel.

2. At the beginning of our sexual lives, we are often let down because it feels like nothing in comparison to what we see in films and magazines. Sexual pleasure is something you learn more about as you get older. How have you learned to cultivate the pleasure that you feel?
I have embraced it.  It's a gift that we humans have, and it's perfectly natural.  I have no shame.  I enjoy sex, and don't care if anyone else disagrees.

3. In the last 3 years, has your sexual pleasure:
a. waned
b. stayed the same
c. increased, enhanced, improved

4. If you are feeling much more sexual pleasure than your lover do you feel the need to make up the deficit or just live in the moment and enjoy what has been given to you?
I try to live in the moment.  Otherwise, you're trying to recreate something that wouldn't have happened anyway.

5. How important is it to you for you and your lover to have simultaneous orgasms?
a. not important – never thought about it
b. somewhat important – I think it would be nice to explode at the same time
c. important – that is what I ‘work’ for, cumming at the same time makes everything more intense–my orgasm, my feelings, the entire experience.

Bonus: Do you think that having an orgasm is the same as sexual pleasure? Why or why not?
Nope.  Some orgasms are terrible.  It's the ones that have passion, meaning, and excitement that are memorable and pleasurable.

Monday, October 28, 2013

TMI Tuesday: Sexuality - Express Yourself


1. Can you tell when your lover is close to having an orgasm? How can you tell? What are the signs?
It's tough, and it happens far too suddenly, but that's okay.  We're all different.

2. Ladies have you ever seen YOUR g-spot? Men have you actually seen the g-spot?
Nope.  It's one of those mysteries that just lives on in infamy.

3. Which sexual position do you find most stimulating?
a. missionary
b. woman on top, facing man
c. doggy style
d. other – tell us about it

4. When you orgasm, are you:
a. silent
b. make a little noise
c. yell out!

5. A lover orgasms quickly, way before you are even close to having an orgasm. Do you stop the sex once he/she has had an orgasm or do you continue sexual play so you can orgasm too?
I will continue the play on my own if need be.  It's awkward, but I'd rather not go to bed grumpy.

Bonus: On average, when you masturbate how long does it take to reach orgasm?
a. Less than 3 minutes
b. 3 – 5 minutes
c. 5 – 10 minutes
d. more than 10 minutes (but I like to take my time)

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Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Halloween Hotness Part 1: The Year I Wore a Skirt

One year for Halloween, I went to pick up my lady friend Annie (that's not her real name) to go to a party that my friends were having.  It was a huge party so I needed a good costume.  She wore a naughty nurse outfit, a perennial classic.  But I had nothing.  She let me rummage through her drawer.  I stumbled on one of her old uniform skirts, and she let me wear that.  Along with my white dress shirt and long hair tied back into pigtails, I had my costume.

People at the party did not like it at all, particularly the guys.  Homophobic slurs were dropped quite a bit, which was quite surprising to me.  But Annie was quite okay with it, and had no problem being seen in public with me.  She was also a bit flirty with me, which I was oblivious to.  We left relatively early because neither one of us were okay with the homophobic slurs.

We got back to her apartment, and she wasn't being quite as subtle.  Even to a completely oblivious guy like myself (remember, I was a lot younger at the time) I was realizing that she was seriously turned on by the whole thing.  In turn, that got me fired up.

Then we snuggled under the covers for quite a while until we had enough drive to fuck each other senseless.  That happened a bit until we fell asleep.

That was a Halloween to remember.  The best part was going out to coffee the next morning (in regular clothes) and talking about what happened the night before.  Annie and I became a couple for quite some time after that.  It was a lot of fun, although, I really am a little angry that I lost so many friends over my costume choice.  Oh well, they aren't the people I hold near and dear anyway.

Monday, October 21, 2013

TMI Tuesday: Masturbation Month (Throwback)

1. My favorite place to masturbate is ________ ?
My bedroom.

2. Have you ever masturbated in public? What were the circumstances?
I was at a party in college with about 30 or 40 of my buddies.  We may have had a few too many adult beverages, and most people at the party just got silly and a bit horny.  Several of the girls had undressed me down to my tighty whities (gross, I know).  So when my friend dropped me off back at my house, I told her I wanted to “finish the job” right there in the passenger seat of the car.  She was okay with it, too.  In retrospect, I probably should have waited until I got home.

3. Do you like mutual masturbation? Why?
I love it when you’re in the early sexual stages of a relationship.  It’s safe, fun, and really helps you understand your partner.

4. When was the last time you masturbated?
Ten minutes from now.

5. Have you ever masturbated on camera?

6. Do you like to watch people masturbate?
Yes.  It makes me want to follow suit, and do it myself (horny).

Bonus: Have you filmed yourself masturbating? Care to share that film via a link?
Yes.  The video is long gone, and I wouldn’t have any interest in making it public if I did still have it.  Sorry! :-)

TMI Tuesday: Potpourri of Questions

1. You’ve been waiting forever for your significant other to propose marriage, when they finally do it is in the form of a bribe: “Lose 10-15 lbs. (approx. 1 stone U.K.; approx. 6 kilos) and I will marry you…the wedding can be anyway, and anywhere of your choosing…just lose some weight.”
Would you accept this proposal?
Absolutely not.  If you have to bribe someone to change for you, you don't love them unconditionally.  Good luck dealing with that when y'all get old and wrinkly.

(Alternatively for the traditionalists): Men if your significant other was a little ‘heavier’ than you’d like him/her to be, would you make such a proposal?
If you don't love the person, then don't propose.  Simple as that.

2. Are you participating in any Halloween festivities? Will you wear a costume? If yes, what?
Yeah, gonna get to a party or two.  I don't have a costume in mind yet, although I will probably wear something that will keep me somewhat warm.  In the past I've shown skin, and that was nice and cold.

3. Forget the fact that you have a blog, in real-life are you:

a. an over-sharer who tells every detail of your personal life to everyone including the barista at Starbucks?

b. a little discriminating in who you decide to talk to about your personal life, feelings, etc.? Your love life isn’t off limits to friends and family but you don’t confide in total strangers.

c. as tight as a clam? You don’t share important details with friends and family and when you do it about kills you because you are extremely private.

4. MEN your significant other has asked to sleep with your cock in his/her mouth, what are your first thoughts? Would you say yes or no? Why?
What.  The.  Holy.  Fuck.  NO!  This is like something I would faux-threaten people with during football games, not for real.  NO!

Bonus: If you were remembered for one thing, what would it be?
This has changed a lot recently, but mostly I want to be remembered for being that guy who made everyone around him happy.