Tuesday, August 19, 2014

TMI Tuesday - Doing Business

Editor's Note:  I have gone back to text-based TMI Tuesdays due to technical reasons beyond my control.  I do intend on doing more voice blogs, but in a different style, once I get my setup back up and running.

doing business tmi

1. Sports Bar: never, alone, with friends, with your SO?
All of the above.  I usually go to my favorite sports bars once or twice a week, especially during football season, I don't really care who is with me.

2. Brew pub or beer hall: never, alone, with friends, with your SO?
Brew pub.  Better vibes, better fun.

3. Wine Festival: never, alone, with friends, with your SO?
Don't drink wine, sorry.  Nothing against it, I just prefer beer.

4. Tanning Salon: never, alone, with friends, with your SO?
Aside from the few middle school twerps who kept telling me they were going to buy me a lifetime membership to a tanning salon (as middle schooler's do) I'd say no.

5. Sex/kink event (e.g. Dark Odyssey, Sexapalooza, Leather conferences, fetish ball, kinky salon): never, alone, with friends, with your SO?
Never been to any of the above. 

6. Strip club: never, alone, with friends, with your SO?
I'd go with SO.  It would be selfish of me to place myself in the presense of naked people without SO having the same feelings.

7. Sex toy store: never, alone, with friends, with your SO?
I have gone alone, but I much prefer going with the SO.  Friends?  Not so much.

8. Upscale Spa: never, alone, with friends, with your SO?
Sounds expensive.  Probably not.

9. Adult Sex education conference (e.g. Eroticon, CatalystCon): never, alone, with friends, with your SO?
Apparently I don't enjoy sex enough.  The answer again is no.  Damn, I need to get out more.

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

The Mooning Wedding Party (Mild Rant)

Why the actual fuck are supposedly legitimate news organizations jumping on the bandwagon about the "latest, greatest, hottest trend" in weddings where brides and bridesmaids are showing their butts? There's something very wrong about this.  A trend is something that catches on in a widespread manner, which means just about everyone is doing it.

But why?  It just flat out doesn't make sense.  I can just see that conversation the bride would have with her bridesmaids now:

"Oh, the internet said it was trendy so I'm going to throw away all my morals and values and show my naked butt to the world after my wedding in pictures that my my family will see and cherish.  The grandkids will love it!!!1!!"

No, this is stupid.  It may sporadically happen among some folks, but I wouldn't call something with a 90% negative rating* a new "trend."

Learn the fucking facts people.

*It's not quite 90, but it's pretty damn close.

Monday, July 7, 2014

Marathon Day

Just finished a really long day.  Waking up four hours earlier than normal is never the easiest thing in the world, but I still do it quite a bit.  I mentally fell asleep hours ago.  But physically I'm still awake.  A sleepy orgasm will put me right down for the count, I'm sure.

I might just listen to my own video for inspiration:

Might try to blog like this daily.  It's good for the soul.  I think.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Slip it off

Slip it off
Don't be shy.
A little nervous are you?
I'm here.
Me and only me.
No one else will see you like this.
I will protect you from the elements.
You must be cold, I'll keep you warm.
You look so vulnerable, I'll dress you with my arms.
It's just me.
Don't be shy.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

St. Patrick's Day Through the Years

St. Patrick's Day has never impressed me.  No holiday which encourages binge drinking and then driving home impresses me.  So another one comes and goes without me doing anything except living and working like it's a normal day.

Even when I was younger and still participated, it was on a limited scale.  I've never been much for bars.  Most of them near me cater to trendy folks.  Where classy girls can go and meet "classy" guys.  It was a game, a game I was terrible at.

I will never forget one time going into one of those tents and experiencing pure claustrophobia.  It wasn't fun.  It was a disgusting mass of humanity.  How could that be fun?  I guess if you're plastered enough, anything can be fun.

I just don't get it.  I think I'll pass again next year too.

Monday, November 18, 2013

TMI Tuesday: I Can't Get No Satisfaction

1. From erotica to sex blogs everyone seems to be having intense orgasms. Do you feel like you are experiencing the same intense orgasmic waves everyone talks about?
I think I am, but I also think that a lot of sex blogs and erotica are figments of an overactive imagination, and are far more intense in our own minds than what our bodies feel.

2. At the beginning of our sexual lives, we are often let down because it feels like nothing in comparison to what we see in films and magazines. Sexual pleasure is something you learn more about as you get older. How have you learned to cultivate the pleasure that you feel?
I have embraced it.  It's a gift that we humans have, and it's perfectly natural.  I have no shame.  I enjoy sex, and don't care if anyone else disagrees.

3. In the last 3 years, has your sexual pleasure:
a. waned
b. stayed the same
c. increased, enhanced, improved

4. If you are feeling much more sexual pleasure than your lover do you feel the need to make up the deficit or just live in the moment and enjoy what has been given to you?
I try to live in the moment.  Otherwise, you're trying to recreate something that wouldn't have happened anyway.

5. How important is it to you for you and your lover to have simultaneous orgasms?
a. not important – never thought about it
b. somewhat important – I think it would be nice to explode at the same time
c. important – that is what I ‘work’ for, cumming at the same time makes everything more intense–my orgasm, my feelings, the entire experience.

Bonus: Do you think that having an orgasm is the same as sexual pleasure? Why or why not?
Nope.  Some orgasms are terrible.  It's the ones that have passion, meaning, and excitement that are memorable and pleasurable.

Monday, October 28, 2013

TMI Tuesday: Sexuality - Express Yourself

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1. Can you tell when your lover is close to having an orgasm? How can you tell? What are the signs?
It's tough, and it happens far too suddenly, but that's okay.  We're all different.

2. Ladies have you ever seen YOUR g-spot? Men have you actually seen the g-spot?
Nope.  It's one of those mysteries that just lives on in infamy.

3. Which sexual position do you find most stimulating?
a. missionary
b. woman on top, facing man
c. doggy style
d. other – tell us about it

4. When you orgasm, are you:
a. silent
b. make a little noise
c. yell out!

5. A lover orgasms quickly, way before you are even close to having an orgasm. Do you stop the sex once he/she has had an orgasm or do you continue sexual play so you can orgasm too?
I will continue the play on my own if need be.  It's awkward, but I'd rather not go to bed grumpy.

Bonus: On average, when you masturbate how long does it take to reach orgasm?
a. Less than 3 minutes
b. 3 – 5 minutes
c. 5 – 10 minutes
d. more than 10 minutes (but I like to take my time)

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