Monday, March 2, 2015

TMI Tuesday: Downright Sexy!!

1. Have you ever had sex in three or more positions in one session? Name the positions.
Constantly.  I usually go back from forth from bottom, to top, to side, to bottom, to top.  I never stay still.  I don't know where I will end up when I cum.  I hope it's somewhere different every time.

2. Have you ever had sex continuously for more than an hour? Was it all intercourse or other methods of sexual pleasure?
When I was in college, I wore a pair of silk panties to class one time and one time only.  I was so horny from the experience, I came home and masturbated for about six hours straight.  I could never repeat that, but it was fun when it happened.

3. Have you ever planned and devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating, etc)?
No I don't have that kind of attention span.  I've planned full evenings around sex marathons, but never a whole day.

4. Have you ever been so loud having sex that housemates/neighbors commented or complained?
Yup.  I hit all her right spots apparently :-)

5. Have you ever had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?
I just think I'm an overall beast in the bedroom.  No one part of me stands out.  Well, that one part of me does...

6. Have you ever gotten really turned on by saying or hearing dirty talk?
I dirty talk all the time.  Yes, it gets me turned on like you wouldn't believe.

Bonus: What word or words said during sex totally turn you off or distract you from the task at hand?
I get really turned off when people use technical terms or silly terms during sex.  Please do not refer to what is entering you as a penis.  It is not a winkie.  It is either a cock or a dick.

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Monday, February 23, 2015

TMI Tuesday: Hook-ups

1. When was your last hook-up?
It's been quite some time since my last hook-up, at least a few years.  I'm more of a commitment-with-sex kind of guy.  

2. Briefly describe the hook-up?
She was a girl I met at a coffee shop.  We both just got out of long relationships, and had a lot to talk about.  Once she started ranting about hating pants, I knew exactly what this was going to be.

3. How did you feel physically and emotionally after your last hook-up?
Fine.  No feelings at all.  Moreso with her, I think.  We were safe, safe, safe, so I had nothing to worry about.

4. Are you still acquainted with the person from your hook-up?
No, although we aren't friends at all, I do wish her well.

5. How often do you engage in hook-ups?
It's rare.  I just don't have the confidence for it.  I get feelings way too easily.

6. What do you like most about engaging in hook-ups?
The spontaneity of it all.  The fact that anything can happen quickly and you just don't know exactly what will happen.  Of course, I also am very careful, so that's quite a buzz kill.


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Tuesday, February 17, 2015

TMI Tuesday: Sexpectations

1. What are some challenges related to your sex life?
The toughest challenge I faced in my sex life was my virginity.  I didn't lose it until pretty late because I could not meet a girl who was ready to bear the responsibility of being my first.

2. Is quality or quantity most important?
Quality.  Plus, less is more sometimes.

3. How much sex is enough?
I don't need physical contact all the time.  My life is pretty stressful, so normally I just don't have the energy.  But if it's a nice warm weekend and I'm off, I'm pretty much insatiable.

4. I want to have more _____ .
Sexy Underwear

5. I would like to attempt new sex positions such as _____ .
Hmmm, I've done most of them, but I would love to bend someone over a table in a somewhat public space.

6. I would like to stop doing _____ sex position.
Missionary all the damn time.

7. To me foreplay means _____ .
Foreplay is sex.  The actual act is bupkus compared to foreplay.  Plus, I love the word bupkus.  

8. Something I think about a lot related to sex is _____ .
I often wonder when I see people on the street if they're thinking about sex at that very moment.

Bonus: Tell us something you love about your sex life.
I love that I have so many tastes.  Some days I love being in control.  Some days, I like getting my clothes torn off and turned into a little sex toy.  It's all good to me.

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Monday, February 9, 2015

TMI Tuesday: TMI and Conan O'Brien




1. One thing I will never comprehend is the hypocrisy of most people when it comes to religion and politics.

2. My blood type is red.

3. I am pretty healthy for someone who isn't that healthy.

4. When I really cannot sleep I exhaust all possibilities before masturbating.  I should mention that I'm allergic to all possibilities.

5. You never forget your first In N Out Burger.

6. As a child my favorite pet was my invisible rock.

Bonus: This week’s question comes from The Late Phoenix – “Why was fuck chosen as the ultimate swear word? It coulda easily been duck.”

In all honesty, "fuck" is not my favorite expletive.  I much prefer "son of a bitch."  It's longer, but far more powerful and encompasses a ton more anger.


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Sunday, February 1, 2015

TMI Tuesday: Flowers, Kisses, and Money

1. When did you last give or get flowers? What was the occasion?
I haven't given flowers in years.  It's not original at all, and it just seems trite and hackneyed.  Almost creepy.  So yeah, not my thing.

2. When was the last time you had a long passionate kiss? Who did you kiss?
Well, obviously I'm not sharing her name.  But the last passionate kiss I had took place in a car on a humid day.  Thanks to the fog in the windows, there was no questioning to anyone I shared the road with what I did that night.

3. You’ve just been given $100 for no reason at all. It is yours to do as you wish. Will you save it or spend it? If spend, what will you buy?
I'll save it until I need it.  Material goods don't give me as much pleasure as they used to.

4. What is your most irritating habit?
I'm OCD.  When I was a kid, I broke my routine once, and as a result I got assaulted by a teacher at school.  Ever since then, I will have legit panic attacks over the littlest things if my daily routine is interrupted.

5. If you had a day off alone, and could do whatever you wanted, what would you do?
Sleep in, watch terrible TV, and under no circumstances wear pants.

Bonus: Have you ever had sex at work? Where–closet, stairway, office, boardroom, etc.? Do you regret the encounter?
No, and I really don't see how this is possible.  Everywhere I've worked has video cameras all over the place.  Although I do write a lot about bosses sleeping with employees, it's all fantasy.  I just can't buy most of these stories as reality.


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Tuesday, January 27, 2015

So let me get this straight...

You find a man, I congratulate you.
Things are going great with this guy, I continue to be supportive.
He starts to verbally abuse you, and I'm not so supportive anymore.
He starts to HIT you, and you wonder why I am telling you to get away?!

You blame ME for being negative about your relationship?
You won't talk to ME because if I were a real friend I would be supportive again?
And now you're making ME look like the bad guy for trying to help you?

Good luck.

Monday, January 26, 2015

TMI Tuesday: Bringing up the Past

1. What is the nickname a lover had for you that made you cringe?
Every kind of nickname for a lover is a bad one, but if I had to pick one, I'd say "sweetheart."  I hate that word, and trust me, it's not particularly descriptive of me.

2. Where do you most often toss or keep your excess change (coins)?
I don't use cash for anything.  It's 2015, if you don't take plastic, that's your problem. 

3. If someone wrote a book about your past lovers and past sex life, which category fits best: 
a. Abnormal psychology book 
b. Steamy romance novel 
c. Sad sad story

4. Some say sex is like driving. Pretend you are a car. Are you: rear, front or all-wheel drive?
In the bedroom, I feel like a Geo Metro.  Small and compact.  It may be a cramped, bumpy ride, but baby, I'll get you there.

5. What is it that you do daily that you would like to stop doing?
Feeling guilty about masturbating, because that sure ain't stopping.
 
6. What is the biggest lie you ever told to get someone into bed or the biggest lie you ever told in bed?
Does it matter if the lie is told by someone else?  I had just gotten out of a long relationship, so my friend told this really hot girl I was in the armed forces (I'm not).  She pounced like a rabbit in heat, but stopped her before it got weird.
 
Bonus: If married, who was interested in marriage first, you or your spouse?
I've always been interested in marriage.  Every time I entered a relationship, it's with the sole notion that it could eventually end in marriage.  Otherwise, I'm wasting my time.



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